Story Of Jack Schitt
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate married Oh Schitt, the owner of Knee Deep In Schitt Inc.
Question:
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children : Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, Deep Schitt and Dipp Schitt.
Against her parents wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, the High School dropout.
After 15 years of marriage, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later re-married a Mr. Sherlock and because some of her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt - Sherlock.
Dipp Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son - Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens sisters in a dual ceremony. The local newspaper ran the story 'The Schitt Happens Wedding'. The Schitt Happens chidren are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horse Schitt.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world and recently returned with his new Italian wife Pisa Schitt.
So now, when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!", you can correct them.
Question:
"What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?"
LOVE
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