I wanna be a princess too!

This would be a man that loves going to work and doesn't dread it the night before. Upon entering the Magic Kingdom, one of the security guards said to the girl "Excuse me Princess, can I have your autograph?".
You could see that the book was filled with children's scribbles as the guard asked the same question of many little Princesses. The little girl could not get over the fact that the guard thought she was a real Princess.


Dunka mig gul och blå

The funny thing in this is that the Swede, who’s colors should be blue and yellow, get's hit by the blue and yellow. But still, why so angry? Guess NHL is the right sport for you, Shea Weber.


In your face, phone salesman! :)


O beijo na boca é coisa do passado, amor quero ver e namorar pelado.

the chorus is in portuguese... how cool is that??


This is not a bedtime story

I've been on the dark side. They lied about the cookies


So this is what really happened...

Why haven't anybody told me that this was the real reason that dinosaurs became extinct? Noah simply had something against dinosaurs. That bitch... He should have been fair and excepted everything and everybody, but no.

I think the summer’s on it’s way… The sun has been shining for a couple of days now, which isn’t than common here in this amazing IKEA-land.




Maybe it's Maybelline... Maybe it's Photoshop.




Some are just smarter than average

If Google can't find the answer, it's not a question


Addicted to a song again

I'm addicted to this song... Pärlor by Kent, and yes, it's on repeat...

I can't believe they let people own guns. Public toilets are all the proof we need that humans have horrible aim.


Yes grandma, I'm studying

Normally I wouldn't brag about studying in a university, but to study in a university on the beach is pretty sweet :)
if you don't understand swedish, sucks to be you!
You're missing out! :)

Pointless stories are my thing


In a way, it makes me happy

When you're about half way through the story you get this "OH, HELL NO!"-feeling... but don't let that stop you from reading it til the end :)

Officer to drunk boy : "How high are you?" Drunk Boy: No officer, its "Hi! How are you?"


I guess everybody wants to go home

I like Googe earth, it's amazing. The photographed every road in the whole world and they've put them on the computer. You just type it in and you go there. And you sit in front of the computer and think "I can go anywhere, anywhere in the world. Where shall I go?"

And we all come to the same conclusion: MY HOUSE!




The word 'OK' looks like a stick person when you tilt your head to the left.



The new visitor

Like I told you before, and what you should know if you're not blind (no offence);
I have a visitor counter on my blog. It says the country and the city the visitor is from, but it also shows the country’s flag :)
So yesterday I got my first visitor from Dubai :) The new flag almost calls for an celebration!
and for you how's wondering, the "new visitor" is my love, Else who lives there these days :) And no, I'm not jealous at all! Who would ever wanna live in a place that looks like paradise?

FACT: A "dude" is an infected hair on an elephants butt.


What we dream is all that matters


If you think missing me is hard, you should try missing you.

There's a saying, "Out of sight, out of mind". But how can that be true? You're not here, yet I can't get you out of my mind. Hope you're all good and enjoying you're time wherever you are.
Hope you're all having a good time and I see you when I see you.

Long distance friends sucks! We all used to be in Finland, now,
Else is in Dubai, Tino is in New Zealand, Beaver is somewhere between London and Melbourne, Lewis is in Australia, and so is Nina.

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?


Happy Freaking New Year 2012

I spent it in The States on the beach :)

It was... different from last year ;)

The thing I miss is the annual New Year’s concert in Vienna every 1st of January... But it's gonna be there next year too and if I really wanna see it that bad I could always YouTube it :D

But right now I'm not gonna spend more time here on the blog.

I'm off to the beach :)


Leading to its end

Normally you would be happy to go to the airport, but not this time. My love, Aaron is leaving. He's going back to Australia, which is not fun! I so want him to stay here!
I could never forget him, not even if I tried! I'm so happy I got to spent 18 hours with him on the bus!
I'm gonna try not to cry my eyes out this time... Even though I think it's impossible to say goodbye do an exchange student (specially someone like him) without crying. I'm gonna challenge myself!
Lapland was amazing! I'm so glad I got to go! It was sad, of course, but I loved it!
The oldies tried to kill me and Aksu when they sang "Hollywood Hills" from Eurotour, which wasn't the greatest moment of the trip... but I still loved every moment of it :) I even got 50 cent from Tino for my ticket to New Zeeland! 50 cent down, only x cents to go! I can do this! ;)

Love you Aaron, and Tino, sorry for cutting you out of the picture


The magic of 24 hours

The winter's finally here! :)
Oh snow, you've been missed.
Yesterday we had a little storm, wich didn't make me happy at all... 1st of Advent and it's raining like hell. I still blame global warming! Anyways, I'm happy we've got snow :)

Compare the picture further down

"Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?"


Happy freaking 1st of Advent

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it supposed to be cold and snow, or at least cold OR snow, on the 1st of Advent? Could a Sunday be any more depressing? I blame global warming! People, please leave the car home and use the train. Global leaders, please agree on reducing CO2 emissions. Do you want to make all my future Christmas’ and Sundays depressing?

"It doesn't feel like Christmas at all - Coldplay"

"How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?"


Now seriously, who wouldn't want this!

Flexible Power Strip GIF - Flexible Power Strip

Story Of Jack Schitt

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate married Oh Schitt, the owner of Knee Deep In Schitt Inc.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children : Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, Deep Schitt and Dipp Schitt.
Against her parents wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, the High School dropout.
After 15 years of marriage, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later re-married a Mr. Sherlock and because some of her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt - Sherlock.
Dipp Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son - Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens sisters in a dual ceremony. The local newspaper ran the story 'The Schitt Happens Wedding'. The Schitt Happens chidren are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horse Schitt.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world and recently returned with his new Italian wife Pisa Schitt.
So now, when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!", you can correct them.

"What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?"


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