The magic of 24 hours

The winter's finally here! :)
Oh snow, you've been missed.
Yesterday we had a little storm, wich didn't make me happy at all... 1st of Advent and it's raining like hell. I still blame global warming! Anyways, I'm happy we've got snow :)

Compare the picture further down

"Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?"


Happy freaking 1st of Advent

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it supposed to be cold and snow, or at least cold OR snow, on the 1st of Advent? Could a Sunday be any more depressing? I blame global warming! People, please leave the car home and use the train. Global leaders, please agree on reducing CO2 emissions. Do you want to make all my future Christmas’ and Sundays depressing?

"It doesn't feel like Christmas at all - Coldplay"

"How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?"


Now seriously, who wouldn't want this!

Flexible Power Strip GIF - Flexible Power Strip

Story Of Jack Schitt

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate married Oh Schitt, the owner of Knee Deep In Schitt Inc.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children : Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, Deep Schitt and Dipp Schitt.
Against her parents wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, the High School dropout.
After 15 years of marriage, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later re-married a Mr. Sherlock and because some of her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt - Sherlock.
Dipp Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son - Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens sisters in a dual ceremony. The local newspaper ran the story 'The Schitt Happens Wedding'. The Schitt Happens chidren are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horse Schitt.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world and recently returned with his new Italian wife Pisa Schitt.
So now, when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!", you can correct them.

"What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?"


What cancer does to you

See this person...

It’s  Mr. Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, 66, know as “Lula”,  the former president of Brazil. He suffers from the most common form of larynx cancer (translation from “doctor-language”: throat cancer) one considered moderately aggressive. However, his medical team said that he has "very good possibilities of recovery”. But it’s still sad.


When I first saw the picture of him bald I coudn't tell who it was. I knew I've seen him somewhere, but couldn't put my finger on it. It was only after reading the caption when I recognized him. It's sad to see him bald and beardless, but frankly, I really don't wanna know what they found in the beard when his wife shaved him!


When he was in the hospital the current Brazilian president, Dilma Rousseff, who underwent successful chemotherapy herself at the same hospital in 2009 before becoming a candidate, visited him and said he was in fighting spirits. What's up with Brazilian presidents and cancer? Who puts the "cancer-spell" on them?


Lula also only has 9 fingers, but that's another story for another day.

He sure is one special man!


He used to look like this


Lula the man and Dilma the... president


Question: "Do bald people get Dandruff?"



It’s a wonderful day for pie, just ask all the birds in the sky

I really hope you understand swedish, cuz this is some funny shit!!
Can't stop laughing!! :D Made my day!!

"When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?"


When I have something to share, I tend to share :)

Enjoy ;)
I know I am

"Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?"


Feliz dia dos pais!

It's father’s day today.

Once a year you get to give your dad a present... just because he's you dad :) Isn't that amazing!

So we celebrated it. Fist we sang a little song to him in the morning, me and mom, gave him our first present (a belt, what else?) and then in the afternoon we had a special dinner, just the family, minus Maria :( who's on the other side of the Atlantic seas, but we got an message from her so let's say she was with us!

As you may have figured out already, mom and dad was here this weekend. Mom is on her way back, but dad's still in Stockholm till tomorrow :) Had an amazing weekend, but everything has an end.


I bought two things this weekend (among others) :) Earrings from SNÖ of Sweden and a thermos mug, the earring was kind of as a bonus. Didn't really need them, but oh my, they're pretty ^^ The thermos mug, on the other hand, was something I've been "looking for", meaning: "thinking about buying", and finally bought it ;)

Mom and Dad enjoying dinner
The thermos mug ;)
SNÖ of Sweden

If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?


Somebody That I Used To Know

I'm once again addicted to a song.
It's on repet so I've been listening to it for... well a long time!

Hope you enjoy it as much as I do and Have a good day ;)

Question: Why do men put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?


Why won't it work?

I'm trying to do the shitty assignment that refuses to work with me... I'm trying everything I possible can come and think of, and... nada!

The good thing is that I'm already half way (compared to this morning) but I'm not sure that helps when I'm stuck at one shitty "text" that is impossible to find.


I get it if you don't understand the shit, but if you do, and you know what I'm doing wrong, please let me know! If it helps I may give you a present ^^ haha


Today’s successful accomplish is the fact that I cleaned the whole apartment! Be amazed! I know I am ;) I have to fix my manicure though... I kinda fucked it up by beeing active and industrious :/ Life is harder than it looks!


Question: If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?


It simply just fell off

When I left Brazil, in 2009, I had 16 of these "bracelets" (not sure you can call it that cuz, well, you know) wrist. Now I have 4. Every time I lose one of the bracelets it feels like a little part of the Brazilian-me disappears. I told myself to save every single one of them after they’d fallen off, but... well, it didn't quite go as planned.

No worries, though! I promise to (try to) save this one. After all, it is the only red one I ever had :) The funny thing is that it's also the one I thought would fall off first of all. It sure proved me wrong ;) Life's full of surprises!


The only thing left to do is to wait for the 3 wishes to come true.


Roses are red, Violets are blue, some poems rhyme, this one doesn’t


Lazy day

To have school in the afternoon makes the whole day lazy!! Alright, 1pm is better than 3pm, but still!! I gotta admit, it was kinda sweet to sleep in... again ^^

I bought a new phone, Nokia N9. I absolutely l-o-v-e it! So if you're thinking about buying a new phone, you know which one I would recommend ;) Whatever happened to September and October? I can't remember a thing I did during those two month... If feels like it was yesterday the first leaf fell down, and BOOM suddenly all the leafs are molding on the ground... until the man with the loud and huge blow dryer comes and blows all the leafs 8 o'clock in the morning, just outside your window. That's when you realize it's already November :/

But that's not actually how it happened; I realized yet another year has passed when I had to buy a new calendar... :)

Ellen Pellen turned 21 yesterday! She sure is growing up fast! I still see her as a 14- max. 15-year old. And the toilet paper on the Halloween party at her place... No comments, you just gotta love her!

Happu B-day beautiful (yesterday) ♥

Ps. Pretty soon nature shows are going to be on the history channel.

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?


Stuing with Sofia

This is how we study these days: doesn't it look promising


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