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I wanna be a princess too!

This would be a man that loves going to work and doesn't dread it the night before. Upon entering the Magic Kingdom, one of the security guards said to the girl "Excuse me Princess, can I have your autograph?".

You could see that the book was filled with children's scribbles as the guard asked the same question of many little Princesses. The little girl could not get over the fact that the guard thought she was a real Princess.

LOVE

2012-07-26 @ 12:06:40 Permalink Allmänt Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

Dunka mig gul och blå

The funny thing in this is that the Swede, who’s colors should be blue and yellow, get's hit by the blue and yellow. But still, why so angry? Guess NHL is the right sport for you, Shea Weber.

2012-04-12 @ 13:07:25 Permalink Allmänt Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

In your face, phone salesman! :)

LOVE

2012-03-30 @ 14:25:31 Permalink Allmänt Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

O beijo na boca é coisa do passado, amor quero ver e namorar pelado.

the chorus is in portuguese... how cool is that??

LOVE

2012-02-26 @ 23:27:06 Permalink Allmänt Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

This is not a bedtime story

I've been on the dark side. They lied about the cookies

LOVE

2012-02-26 @ 23:01:57 Permalink Allmänt Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

So this is what really happened...

Why haven't anybody told me that this was the real reason that dinosaurs became extinct? Noah simply had something against dinosaurs. That bitch... He should have been fair and excepted everything and everybody, but no.

I think the summer’s on it’s way… The sun has been shining for a couple of days now, which isn’t than common here in this amazing IKEA-land.

Maybe it's Maybelline... Maybe it's Photoshop.

LOVE

2012-02-19 @ 11:38:18 Permalink Allmänt Kommentarer (1) Trackbacks ()

Some are just smarter than average

If Google can't find the answer, it's not a question

LOVE

2012-02-11 @ 15:44:03 Permalink Allmänt Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

Addicted to a song again

I'm addicted to this song... Pärlor by Kent, and yes, it's on repeat...

I can't believe they let people own guns. Public toilets are all the proof we need that humans have horrible aim.

LOVE

2012-02-09 @ 12:55:51 Permalink Allmänt Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

Yes grandma, I'm studying

Normally I wouldn't brag about studying in a university, but to study in a university on the beach is pretty sweet :)

if you don't understand swedish, sucks to be you!

You're missing out! :)

Pointless stories are my thing

LOVE

2012-01-31 @ 19:14:25 Permalink Allmänt Kommentarer (1) Trackbacks ()

In a way, it makes me happy

When you're about half way through the story you get this "OH, HELL NO!"-feeling... but don't let that stop you from reading it til the end :)

Enjoy!

Officer to drunk boy : "How high are you?" Drunk Boy: No officer, its "Hi! How are you?"

LOVE

2012-01-29 @ 23:32:06 Permalink Allmänt Kommentarer (1) Trackbacks ()

I guess everybody wants to go home

I like Googe earth, it's amazing. The photographed every road in the whole world and they've put them on the computer. You just type it in and you go there. And you sit in front of the computer and think "I can go anywhere, anywhere in the world. Where shall I go?"

And we all come to the same conclusion: MY HOUSE!

The word 'OK' looks like a stick person when you tilt your head to the left.

LOVE

2012-01-20 @ 23:57:29 Permalink Allmänt Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

The new visitor

Like I told you before, and what you should know if you're not blind (no offence);

I have a visitor counter on my blog. It says the country and the city the visitor is from, but it also shows the country’s flag :)

So yesterday I got my first visitor from Dubai :) The new flag almost calls for an celebration!

and for you how's wondering, the "new visitor" is my love, Else who lives there these days :) And no, I'm not jealous at all! Who would ever wanna live in a place that looks like paradise?

FACT: A "dude" is an infected hair on an elephants butt.

LOVE

2012-01-16 @ 23:25:00 Permalink Allmänt Kommentarer (1) Trackbacks ()

What we dream is all that matters

LOVE

2012-01-15 @ 18:10:37 Permalink Allmänt Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

If you think missing me is hard, you should try missing you.

There's a saying, "Out of sight, out of mind". But how can that be true? You're not here, yet I can't get you out of my mind. Hope you're all good and enjoying you're time wherever you are.

Hope you're all having a good time and I see you when I see you.

Long distance friends sucks! We all used to be in Finland, now,

Else is in Dubai, Tino is in New Zealand, Beaver is somewhere between London and Melbourne, Lewis is in Australia, and so is Nina.

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

LOVE

2012-01-15 @ 17:50:30 Permalink Allmänt Kommentarer (1) Trackbacks ()

Happy Freaking New Year 2012

I spent it in The States on the beach :)

It was... different from last year ;)

The thing I miss is the annual New Year’s concert in Vienna every 1st of January... But it's gonna be there next year too and if I really wanna see it that bad I could always YouTube it :D

But right now I'm not gonna spend more time here on the blog.

I'm off to the beach :)

LOVE

2012-01-01 @ 17:47:34 Permalink Allmänt Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

Leading to its end

Normally you would be happy to go to the airport, but not this time. My love, Aaron is leaving. He's going back to Australia, which is not fun! I so want him to stay here!

I could never forget him, not even if I tried! I'm so happy I got to spent 18 hours with him on the bus!

I'm gonna try not to cry my eyes out this time... Even though I think it's impossible to say goodbye do an exchange student (specially someone like him) without crying. I'm gonna challenge myself!

Lapland was amazing! I'm so glad I got to go! It was sad, of course, but I loved it!

The oldies tried to kill me and Aksu when they sang "Hollywood Hills" from Eurotour, which wasn't the greatest moment of the trip... but I still loved every moment of it :) I even got 50 cent from Tino for my ticket to New Zeeland! 50 cent down, only x cents to go! I can do this! ;)

Love you Aaron, and Tino, sorry for cutting you out of the picture

LOVE

2011-12-09 @ 11:59:08 Permalink Allmänt Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

The magic of 24 hours

The winter's finally here! :)

Oh snow, you've been missed.

Yesterday we had a little storm, wich didn't make me happy at all... 1st of Advent and it's raining like hell. I still blame global warming! Anyways, I'm happy we've got snow :)

Compare the picture further down

Question:

"Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?"

LOVE

2011-11-28 @ 13:54:05 Permalink Allmänt Kommentarer (2) Trackbacks ()

Happy freaking 1st of Advent

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it supposed to be cold and snow, or at least cold OR snow, on the 1st of Advent? Could a Sunday be any more depressing? I blame global warming! People, please leave the car home and use the train. Global leaders, please agree on reducing CO2 emissions. Do you want to make all my future Christmas’ and Sundays depressing?

"It doesn't feel like Christmas at all - Coldplay"

Question:

"How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?"

LOVE

2011-11-27 @ 14:37:28 Permalink Allmänt Kommentarer (1) Trackbacks ()

Now seriously, who wouldn't want this!

Flexible Power Strip GIF - Flexible Power Strip

2011-11-26 @ 13:52:17 Permalink Allmänt Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

Story Of Jack Schitt

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate married Oh Schitt, the owner of Knee Deep In Schitt Inc.

Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children : Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, Deep Schitt and Dipp Schitt.

Against her parents wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, the High School dropout.

After 15 years of marriage, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later re-married a Mr. Sherlock and because some of her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt - Sherlock.

Dipp Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son - Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens sisters in a dual ceremony. The local newspaper ran the story 'The Schitt Happens Wedding'. The Schitt Happens chidren are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horse Schitt.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world and recently returned with his new Italian wife Pisa Schitt.

So now, when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!", you can correct them.

Question:

"What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?"

LOVE

2011-11-21 @ 22:37:57 Permalink Allmänt Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

What cancer does to you

See this person...

It’s Mr. Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, 66, know as “Lula”, the former president of Brazil. He suffers from the most common form of larynx cancer (translation from “doctor-language”: throat cancer) one considered moderately aggressive. However, his medical team said that he has "very good possibilities of recovery”. But it’s still sad.

When I first saw the picture of him bald I coudn't tell who it was. I knew I've seen him somewhere, but couldn't put my finger on it. It was only after reading the caption when I recognized him. It's sad to see him bald and beardless, but frankly, I really don't wanna know what they found in the beard when his wife shaved him!

When he was in the hospital the current Brazilian president, Dilma Rousseff, who underwent successful chemotherapy herself at the same hospital in 2009 before becoming a candidate, visited him and said he was in fighting spirits. What's up with Brazilian presidents and cancer? Who puts the "cancer-spell" on them?

Lula also only has 9 fingers, but that's another story for another day.

He sure is one special man!

He used to look like this

Lula the man and Dilma the... president

Question: "Do bald people get Dandruff?"

LOVE

2011-11-18 @ 09:40:14 Permalink Allmänt Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

It’s a wonderful day for pie, just ask all the birds in the sky

I really hope you understand swedish, cuz this is some funny shit!!

Can't stop laughing!! :D Made my day!!

Question:

"When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?"

LOVE

2011-11-15 @ 20:46:29 Permalink Allmänt Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

When I have something to share, I tend to share :)

Enjoy ;)

I know I am

Question:

"Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?"

LOVE

2011-11-14 @ 21:49:42 Permalink Allmänt Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

Feliz dia dos pais!

It's father’s day today.

Once a year you get to give your dad a present... just because he's you dad :) Isn't that amazing!

So we celebrated it. Fist we sang a little song to him in the morning, me and mom, gave him our first present (a belt, what else?) and then in the afternoon we had a special dinner, just the family, minus Maria :( who's on the other side of the Atlantic seas, but we got an message from her so let's say she was with us!

As you may have figured out already, mom and dad was here this weekend. Mom is on her way back, but dad's still in Stockholm till tomorrow :) Had an amazing weekend, but everything has an end.

I bought two things this weekend (among others) :) Earrings from SNÖ of Sweden and a thermos mug, the earring was kind of as a bonus. Didn't really need them, but oh my, they're pretty ^^ The thermos mug, on the other hand, was something I've been "looking for", meaning: "thinking about buying", and finally bought it ;)

Mom and Dad enjoying dinner

The thermos mug ;)

SNÖ of Sweden

Question:

If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?

LOVE

2011-11-13 @ 18:25:27 Permalink Allmänt Kommentarer (1) Trackbacks ()

Somebody That I Used To Know

I'm once again addicted to a song.
It's on repet so I've been listening to it for... well a long time!

Hope you enjoy it as much as I do and Have a good day ;)

Question: Why do men put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

LOVE

2011-11-09 @ 16:14:38 Permalink Allmänt Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

Why won't it work?

I'm trying to do the shitty assignment that refuses to work with me... I'm trying everything I possible can come and think of, and... nada!

The good thing is that I'm already half way (compared to this morning) but I'm not sure that helps when I'm stuck at one shitty "text" that is impossible to find.

I get it if you don't understand the shit, but if you do, and you know what I'm doing wrong, please let me know! If it helps I may give you a present ^^ haha

Today’s successful accomplish is the fact that I cleaned the whole apartment! Be amazed! I know I am ;) I have to fix my manicure though... I kinda fucked it up by beeing active and industrious :/ Life is harder than it looks!

Question: If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?

LOVE

2011-11-09 @ 00:11:20 Permalink Allmänt Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

It simply just fell off

When I left Brazil, in 2009, I had 16 of these "bracelets" (not sure you can call it that cuz, well, you know) wrist. Now I have 4. Every time I lose one of the bracelets it feels like a little part of the Brazilian-me disappears. I told myself to save every single one of them after they’d fallen off, but... well, it didn't quite go as planned.

No worries, though! I promise to (try to) save this one. After all, it is the only red one I ever had :) The funny thing is that it's also the one I thought would fall off first of all. It sure proved me wrong ;) Life's full of surprises!

The only thing left to do is to wait for the 3 wishes to come true.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, some poems rhyme, this one doesn’t

LOVE

2011-11-07 @ 16:46:40 Permalink Allmänt Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

Lazy day

To have school in the afternoon makes the whole day lazy!! Alright, 1pm is better than 3pm, but still!! I gotta admit, it was kinda sweet to sleep in... again ^^

I bought a new phone, Nokia N9. I absolutely l-o-v-e it! So if you're thinking about buying a new phone, you know which one I would recommend ;) Whatever happened to September and October? I can't remember a thing I did during those two month... If feels like it was yesterday the first leaf fell down, and BOOM suddenly all the leafs are molding on the ground... until the man with the loud and huge blow dryer comes and blows all the leafs away...at 8 o'clock in the morning, just outside your window. That's when you realize it's already November :/

But that's not actually how it happened; I realized yet another year has passed when I had to buy a new calendar... :)

Ellen Pellen turned 21 yesterday! She sure is growing up fast! I still see her as a 14- max. 15-year old. And the toilet paper on the Halloween party at her place... No comments, you just gotta love her!